Dual Enrollment

4:08 pm
Monday, 03.24.08

I am simply not glamorous enough to be a monogamist. I am barely glamorous enough to wake up in the morning.

So, I am fine with the current arrangement because we do not know each other and I am currently building the wall to maintain our individual secrecy and discourage any future inquiries. I should not even spend the night but I do, really as an insurance policy. In the event that he manages not to be a total waste of time (because in essence, he cannot help but be), I would have invested the appropriate amount of cuddle time to provide foundation for our 'whatever' relationship.

Simultaneously, I am dually enrolled in the University of Lesbian Studies. I am looking for her and the ones I have encountered thus far, I have been unimpressed, such that I had to violently type the word 'unimpressed'.

So Mr. Big, I am not your woman. I do not need to be your woman. But please, do pretend that I am when I am turning Japanese.